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Carriage House Hauntings Reported in Small Cascadia House

Carriage House Hauntings Reported

Word of mysterious paranormal activity around the site of the 1929 Carriage House Murders has been reported to CPR by several sources. According to these sources, multiple spectral activities have been recorded and one, possibly two, apparitions have been seen haunting the area immediately around the location of the murders. In October of 1929, there…
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Woman’s Mirror-Self Suicide Sparks Investigation into Canada’s Broken Healthcare System

Woman’s Mirror-Self Suicide Sparks Investigation into Canada’s Broken Healthcare System

When Katherine Barrett was thirteen, fate completely turned her life upside down. Or rather, reversed. “I began noticing that the person in the mirror wasn’t myself. Not in a metaphorical sense”, Katherine laughed. “I mean really, she wasn’t me.”  For decades, Katherine’s mirror-self (whom she refers to as Kathy) had complete agency over her existence. “To be…
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A painting by Arthur the Bonobo of her friend, Guiseppe the Emperor Penguin, if her friend was a painter which she is not

Creative Zoo Animals Sparks Debate on Financial Reimbursement

In southeast New Spain resides the country’s most popular and beloved animal sanctuary and Zoo, El Zoológico de Nueva España. The federally run public exhibit hosts a variety of wildlife that attracts visitors from around the globe, but lately, there’s a new reason it’s been at capacity every day. It began in late October of last…
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Bizarre Experiences Recounted at Cascadian Bed & Breakfast

Bizarre Experiences Recounted at Cascadian Bed & Breakfast

Olivia and Marshall Traeger have had their fair share of strange guests at Gentle Cushion, their Cascadian bed and breakfast business, over the last twenty years. Still, nothing comes close to what they have experienced in the previous few months. According to the Treagers, and a few guests who remain anonymous, every night at 11:33 pm,…
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Zombie Fungus in Cascadia?

Zombie Fungus Loosed in the Forests of Cascadia?

You might miss the signs, because how could you see something so tiny in the great forests of Cascadia? A lone researcher has sounded the alarm about an invasive fungus that threatens to upend life in Cascadia’s forests. “It turns you into a zombie,” says the scientist, declining to give his name for fear of…
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Former home of The Lights, the Qviksyndi Forest at dawn

Have The Lights Gone Out For Good

Residents near the Qviksyndi Forest are accustomed to the unusual. Tales of the Qviksyndi Cat and the Fenrir Wolf abound. The woods are said to be haunted by spirits both mischievous and malevolent. But not all the stories are terrifying. The unexplained phenomena known as The Lights has baffled those sent to study it, mostly…
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Emma Hubert Announced As Latest Ambassador

Emma Hubert Announced As Latest Ambassador

In a surprise move, the government of the Republic of Louisiana announced that Emma Hubert would be the next Ambassador to Cascadia from the Republic. Emma Hubert is the daughter of former Ambassador Clementine Hubert, whose mysterious death in 2015 caused shock in the Cascadian capital where she was a longtime fixture. “I am so…
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Cascadian, and likely secret Russian spy, Dee Medev was found murdered with at least six bullet wounds to the head and chest.

A Russian Spy? CIT-Force Says Yes

By all accounts from neighbours and acquaintances, Dee Medev was a model Cascadian. He volunteered at a local shelter for orphans. He paid his taxes every quarter. He even hoisted a Cascadian flag on a pole outside his home. But sources tell us that Dee may not have been what he appeared. Inside of CIT-Force,…
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Johannes Morgen, second from left, speaking as part of a panel discussion at the 2003 World Genomics Conference in Berlin, France.

Secrets of the 2003 World Genomics Conference

Johannes Morgen, the founder of the biotechnology powerhouse Morgen Genentech, went from being an affable social butterfly, the toast of the Cascadian Elite, to becoming a recluse who rarely spoke to anyone and almost never interacted with his employees. CPR has traced this change in behavior to one particular event: the 2003 World Genomics Conference…
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Is This The Real Victoria Kazmarazz?

Is This The Real Victoria Kazmarazz?

The personal history of the infamous Victoria Kazmarazz has been shrouded in secrecy and rumour—perhaps until now. An envelope arrived at the offices of CPR with the accompanying photograph.  On the reverse side of the photograph reads the caption: “Vicki Kozmozinsky – N.A. shoot in 88”. We analyzed the photo and using computer projections compared it with…
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